How am I going to pay that off?

How am I going to pay that off:

MBNA Mastercard: 50$ every month (I allready cut the card)
BestBuy card: 50$ every month (I allready cut the card)
Car maintenance fees: 480$ (one lump sum payment)
Car loan: 3,394$, 140$/month + 100$ in principal
(one lump sum if possible).
Cell phone bill to be payd: 100$ (one lump sum)

Additional monthly expenses: 40$+200$=240$ just for the car.

Haha: some of you might say how am I going to
have a net worth of 2,000,000$ in the next 2 years
from a -6,414$. Well keep reading!